Last night we had people round for drinks. Okay, it was a party. And it was a fine party to boot. I think I may have said various ridiculous and\/or innappropriate things throughout the evening. I can’t be sure but I think I can remember…<\/p>\n
K: “This is Basil. Sorry, did I say Basil? It’s Stuart. He looks a bit like a Basil.”<\/p>\n
J: “I’m the fifth child in a family of nine.”
\nK: “Oo! You should talk to Pat. He’s Catholic too!”<\/p>\n
K: “Mmmmm… peanut M&Ms!”
\nfollowed by
\nK: “Mmmmm… single malt!”<\/p>\n
J: “Well, hello there!”
\nK: “Greetings! You know, I felt a tingling in my pocket and I thought, ‘Aha! Jim Selleck!'”<\/p>\n
D: “Thank you for having me.”
\nK: “Did I have you?”<\/p>\n
K: “Are you drinking a rum and mango?”
\nL: “What’s a rubber mango?”
\nK: “I find, Americans, can understand me better, if I talk, like, Michael Caine.”<\/p>\n
K: “Hey, nice bracelet. Is that a cock ring?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Last night we had people round for drinks. Okay, it was a party. And it was a fine party to boot. I think I may have said various ridiculous and\/or innappropriate things throughout the evening. I can’t be sure but I think I can remember… K: “This is Basil. Sorry, did I say Basil? It’s … Continue reading Send Up The New Heads<\/span>