Panel 1:<\/i>
\nWoke up. Got dressed in superhero costume then regular street clothes over the top.<\/p>\n
Panel 2:<\/i>
\nChecked email. Transfered money needed to pay credit cards from checking account to savings account. <\/p>\n
Panel 3:<\/i>
\nTidied up apartment in a vague way by moving bits of paper from one place to another.<\/p>\n
Panel 4:<\/i>
\nLucy came round, watched football and bought some of my furniture in preparation for having the property valued and selling up.<\/p>\n
Panel 5:<\/i>
\nWent out for fish and chips. <\/p>\n
Panel 6:<\/i>
\nMarvelled at the special Saturday spectacle of minor celebrities and has-beens embarrassing themselves on national television while other minor celebrities provided mindless commentary.<\/p>\n
Panels 7-11:<\/i>
\nWent to work and drank Coca Cola, symbol of Free West. Music with a catchy bassline came on in the background. Hordes of dancers appeared out of nowhere and we broke out into a spontaneous performance for five minutes in strongly backlit artificial rain.<\/p>\n
Panels 12-20:<\/i>
\nSnuck out and saved the city during a pre-recorded item.<\/p>\n
Panel 21:<\/i>
\nWent home and slept the sleep of The Just.<\/p>\n
Panel 22:<\/i>
\nSkin tight dreams of superheroines in peril and satisfying out of body experience which editor replaced with angst-filled introspection and a Doctor Strange chapter full of psychic robots in final published book.<\/p>\n
Panel 23:<\/i>
\nCool David Bowie soundtrack over end credits.<\/p>\n
Fin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Panel 1: Woke up. Got dressed in superhero costume then regular street clothes over the top. Panel 2: Checked email. Transfered money needed to pay credit cards from checking account to savings account. Panel 3: Tidied up apartment in a vague way by moving bits of paper from one place to another. Panel 4: Lucy … Continue reading My Cartoon Life<\/span>