{"id":41,"date":"2003-11-20T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-20T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mycheese.dreamhosters.com\/?p=41"},"modified":"2003-11-20T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-20T19:00:00","slug":"bouncy-bouncy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"Bouncy Bouncy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Laura has a breakfast meeting with a networking group this morning.  Early start so she&#8217;s out the door and it&#8217;s my job to get the boys up, ready for school.  <\/p>\n<p>At 8am I call, &#8220;Okay, guys, time to get up and get some clothes on.&#8221; Jack leaps from the top bunk screaming, &#8220;Cowabunga!&#8221;  Sam pulls the covers back over his head until Jack opens a drawer.  He reaches in for a pair of pants (trousers).  Sam sleepily realises he&#8217;s about to miss out on something so he reaches out for exactly the same pants.  &#8220;I want those!&#8221; he says.  Too late.  Sam spends the next 15 minutes screaming, crying and refusing to get up while Jack has breakfast and I make packed lunches.<\/p>\n<p>At 8.15, Jack&#8211;sated by an extra fifteen minutes computer time and a round of Nutella bread&#8211;relents and swaps trousers.  Sam gets up and sulks in the living room, playing Nintendo.  &#8220;Do you want breakfast?&#8221; I ask.  &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he says sullenly.  &#8220;Well, come and get it.&#8221;  Mom reappears at 8.30 to take them to school.  It&#8217;s a close thing as Sam is still moving slowly and doesn&#8217;t have socks on, let alone shoes or a coat by the time Laura pulls up.  Somehow it happens and they all pile out the door, complete with lunches.  <\/p>\n<p>I take up where I left off on my Photoshop training from yesterday.  I want to finish this whole 600 page book (and CD) as soon as possible so that I can move on to After Effects, which relies on some of the same things.  I&#8217;m learning fast, sucking up information.  Good job, really, as these skills are all on my resume and I need to start cutting some sharp showreels.  Still no sign of my social security number, though, which means I can&#8217;t work yet.  Or open a US bank account.<\/p>\n<p>The exchange rate is bouncing rate at around $1.70 to the pound.  With the amount I raised selling a flat in over-priced St Albans, every one cent change in that rate is worth more than a thousand dollars.  But without a bank account, I can&#8217;t take advantage of it.  Pesky social security number frassin&#8217; rassin&#8217; sassin&#8217; bureaucritters.  I content myself with learning to use the paths and masking tools properly.  Gonna animate me some vidi-yo soon, yup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laura has a breakfast meeting with a networking group this morning. Early start so she&#8217;s out the door and it&#8217;s my job to get the boys up, ready for school. At 8am I call, &#8220;Okay, guys, time to get up and get some clothes on.&#8221; Jack leaps from the top bunk screaming, &#8220;Cowabunga!&#8221; Sam pulls &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/?p=41\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bouncy Bouncy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-life-jim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}