{"id":43,"date":"2003-11-22T23:59:59","date_gmt":"2003-11-23T07:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mycheese.dreamhosters.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2003-11-22T23:59:59","modified_gmt":"2003-11-23T07:59:59","slug":"best-foot-forward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Best Foot Forward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Football.  American Football.  American College Football.  Michigan play Ohio.  The Wolverines versus the Buckeyes.  A wolverine is a savage little mammal.  A buckeye is a kind of nut.  What kind of team has a nut for a mascot?  They lose.  We cheer.  We visit the florists to plan flowers for the wedding and we go out dancing in the evening.  Cajun dancing.  Zydeco.<\/p>\n<p>Laura seems to want me to get all the moves right in one gestalt learning zap.  Like I&#8217;m Neo.  I want to have fun, stay in time and not stand on her feet.  It&#8217;s tricky.  I haven&#8217;t danced for ages and ages and I&#8217;ve never learned this dance position thing Laura feels is necessary for me to lead properly.  Surely the fact that I don&#8217;t have a peanut for a head should be enough to endear me to any partner?  Apparently not.<\/p>\n<p>They give us milk and cookies halfway through the evening&#8211;no bar in the Pittsfield Grange (which, incidentally, resembles a commmunity centre\/village hall in the UK).  I want to learn swing, which seems to be the dance of choice around these parts.  I only really know salsa.  They all dance to rock and roll here.  Which is nice.  Unless you can&#8217;t do it.  Well, it&#8217;s-a one for the money, two for the show&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Football. American Football. American College Football. Michigan play Ohio. The Wolverines versus the Buckeyes. A wolverine is a savage little mammal. A buckeye is a kind of nut. What kind of team has a nut for a mascot? They lose. We cheer. We visit the florists to plan flowers for the wedding and we go &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/?p=43\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Best Foot Forward<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-life-jim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}