{"id":54,"date":"2004-01-06T13:23:30","date_gmt":"2004-01-06T21:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mycheese.dreamhosters.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2004-01-06T13:23:30","modified_gmt":"2004-01-06T21:23:30","slug":"carton-capers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Carton Capers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course the shipping company waits until today to phone.  The week of the wedding.  When there&#8217;s already a ton of other stuff to do.  Of course they want to deliver this week.  Tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, my belongings have been sat on a New York dockside for two months awaiting customs clearance.  Yes, it&#8217;s all clear now and, yes, it somehow magically appeared in Chicago.  But the shipping company couldn&#8217;t tell us that before, could they?  Like when it was all actually en route from NY to Illinois.  Several days ago.  Ho, no.  Ho ho ho.  No.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it would have been far too easy to give someone a bit of advance warning.  Instead it&#8217;s a 24-hour deal by the shippers.  Tomorrow.  Yes, that&#8217;s the most convenient time.  For them.  Well, we&#8217;ve sorted out a storage space for my 27 cartons from England and we&#8217;ll wait for them to call when they get there.  Tomorrow.  At noon.  <\/p>\n<p>What are the odds they&#8217;ll be anywhere even near that time?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course the shipping company waits until today to phone. The week of the wedding. When there&#8217;s already a ton of other stuff to do. Of course they want to deliver this week. Tomorrow. Yes, my belongings have been sat on a New York dockside for two months awaiting customs clearance. Yes, it&#8217;s all clear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/?p=54\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Carton Capers<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-life-jim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mycheeselovestuesdays.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}