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The Mutant Pancake

Last Train has now been blown up to 35mm and I went to have a look at the print today. This is first time I’ve seen it complete with soundtrack since doing the audio mix earlier in the year. I have to say that I think it looks and sounds really great. The camerawork, editing, lighting, music and sound really are all first-class. You know, for a mutant pancake, I think this is very acceptable.

Matt the grader has washed out the last few shots on my instruction leaving these ghostly white images that work really well to create a kind of haunted feel at the end. It is superb to see that working together with Andy the composer’s music. There are a few little tweaks here and there which I still want, like less light here and more grain there and what’s that big blob in the opening? Oops. It will get removed and everything will be done and…

Hey, on the whole, I’m thinking this looks and sounds really good. I go back to have a final look next week and will be presented with the (scary) bill. Then it’s festival time!

Fate & Fortune meanwhile plods along at its usual hard to see pace. Seasons come and go but this postproduction remains. I’ve delivered all the material, including rushes videos, to the new editor. However, she couldn’t do a new EDL for me because she uses Avid Media Composer and not Avid Film Composer–two different editing systems made by the same manufacturer–so she’s passed everything on to someone else again.

Then I phone the rerecording mixer and phone the rerecording mixer and phone the rerecording mixer… I’m probably driving her dotty but at last I get through and we get to have a talk about the notes I’ve sent her. She tells me that she can’t do all the surround sound effects I want because the sound editor didn’t lay tracks down. He also didn’t lay various effects down that I need. I sigh.

The discussion is still useful because we can at least go through a few things before getting in the studio. No. There still isn’t studio time available. I sigh again. But going through notes like this on the phone will save time when we get there so maybe it will be for the best. I’ve arranged to phone her tomorrow evening to see exactly what we can and can’t do on my list of wants and needs.

One thing struck me about my mutant pancake, though, which should help. Last Train allegedly has a 5.1 surround sound mix and it sounded just like stereo to me as there are no left/right or rear effects. I couldn’t swear to it but I’m wondering if the rerecording mixer on that has done a stereo mix. And the thing is this: it sounds absolutely great. So maybe I’m worrying over nothing and I needed to hear the mutant pancake to enable me to proceed with confidence on Fate & Fortune.

Therefore I think studio time now, right now, would be a very good thing. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!

August 10th:

So, our favourite rerecording mixer was at work without the notes when I called. She said she’d be home in an hour. Fair enough. I called again then, it rang and I got a machine. Left it 15 minutes in case she was still on her way home. Called again. Machine. Left message. No reply.

Gosh. What a big surprise.

I really really want my freaking dialogue tapes back NOW.

August 24th

Earlier this week I went along to do a graded telecine transfer of Last Train. Telecine means transferring the film to video tape by scanning each frame. Graded means there is a person (called a grader) who sits with me and adjusts the contrast, colour and brightness (yes, the same three controls as on your television but a little more sophisticated) to make each shot look right for television.

I have to say, it was money and time well spent. I think it looks damn fine.

All that’s left to do now is to put the sound on to videotape with the pictures. How hard can that be? Erm… well, guess what? The lab has lost the DAT with soundtrack. I kid you not. Can I get them another one? They’ll pay. I sigh as I so often do with this crazy project and I phone the sound people who mixed Last Train. The person I need is on holiday until next Wednesday… Well, of course they are. I should have known.

The phrases infinite patience, long suffering and banging head on wall (again) spring to mind).

Oh and to complete my joy, while I was talking to the lab I asked if the film soundtrack–which does sound superb–had been done as stereo or surround. They said the optical soundtrack is in stereo. So all the effort of getting a surround mix was kind of lost. Lost train. Hahahystericalha. Apparently I ordered a Dolby SR sound negative. If I’d wanted a 5.1 negative I should have asked for digital, which would be a Dolby SRD. There is no possible way of guessing these things is there? Really. No.

I like my mutant pancake, though, stereo and all as it is. It still tastes good, good and dark and a little disturbing as intended, and I learn to cook with celluloid.

My New To Do (List)

Rather than enter Last Train in dozens of festivals at home and abroad, I felt a better use of my day off this week was to draw up a To Do List. You know, where you write down all the things you really must do to to feel good about yourself… except for the really big things that look like monsters.

So, I sort out old sweaters and other clothing into two garbage sacks (binliners) and take them to the charity shop. I set up a new savings account linked to a FTSE tracker fund so that the extra income I have coming in from rearranging my loans into my mortgage doesn’t all instantly vanish. I do the laundry and I go to the bottle bank with a lot of empty Becks bottles.

This all seems pretty good. I also go out and buy a microwave oven to replace the one which has been leaving cold spots in things for the past three years. I take the old one (which is 20 years old and probably dangerous in more ways than one) up to the dump. I buy a roller blind (orange) for the kitchen and put it up. I do some more laundry, an application form for a sit-com director’s course and send off a cheque to pay for neg cutting.

Then I meet up with someone I work with and start chatting. He tells me the name of someone I can give Last Train to at the BBC. The head of one of the new digital channels, no less. And he’ll write me a letter recommending he looks at the film, because this guy receives thousands of tapes a day.

Yes, you read right. In between my procrastinating and list-fulfillment I managed to actually do something that will take the films forward and the career forward on to the next stage.

Funnily enough the person I spoke to asked me what I plan to do next. Have I any other films in the pipeline. Yes, I reply. But I really want to get these two finished first! One thing I do say, however, and that’s that I intend shooting the next project I finance myself on videotape, probably digital. Film is ridiculously expensive although I wouldn’t trade it for anything else given the choice.

Dancing The Very Technical Dance

I phone the editor friend of the editor and find she’s working down the road from me so I can get a tape to her tomorrow. When I say down the road, I mean literally around the corner from the studios where I am. Fate & Fortune neg cut here we come.

I phone Michelle, the rerecording mixer, and she is there. Hoorah. We talk about surround sound. I now understand that it’s about adding room acoustic to the rear speaker tracks by using reverb. This changes the point where an ideal stereo signal is heard into a listening area. She explains that it’s about adding a small amount of delay, which is different (but to all intents and purposes I suspect has the same effect).

She apologises for not getting back to me (someone died, honestly) and says to put a ‘heavy pencil booking’ in my diary for this Sunday. Meanwhile I say I’ve written up some notes of what I want. Could I send them to her, she asks. Sure. I’ll do that. I say goodbye then realise I don’t have her address. I call back. No reply.

I dance my dance of film making. If Michelle doesn’t get back to me this afternoon I can send my notes (which I’ll write up tonight into something legible) to her care of the dubbing studios where she works. She also mentioned she won’t have time to tracklay all of the audio to do a 5.1 mix for every scene. I am okay with that, it doesn’t need it anyway. As long as we Just. Get. It. Done.

I spin. I skip. I try to take it seriously but it is all too much of a big freaking headache. I didn’t mention the idea of taking the audio raw materials back because it felt like the opportunity to do that didn’t arise. I’d hate to interrupt a constructive dialogue with a threat. She said she’ll call back Thursday, so I can wait until then. It’s an art I’ve been practising.

One step forward, no steps back.

One week later (August 3rd):

I managed to speak to Michelle again this week and Saturday and Sunday are now out of the question. The studios are booked out to someone with money. Curses. Still, she says we should be able to do the mix over two evenings next week. Two evenings next week would be fine. I just have this feeling that it isn’t going to happen. Drat drat and double drat. It’s Groundhog Day again.

Fully Saturated

Fully saturated colour, that is. I went along to have a look at the Last Train answerprint prepared by the grader on Thursday and I have to say, it looks beautiful. Well, except for a few cutaway shots of trains that we filmed by available light (ie. streetlights). So, I’ve asked him to match some other shots with those (Geoff won’t be totally pleased as I degrade his beautiful images but still) and the next stage will be the blow up to 35mm. Mmmm nice.

Meanwhile to pay for these things, the money from my remortgage has come through. Hooray! How nice to have a random �26,000 sitting in your bank account. I’ve paid off my production-incurred loan and my credit card this morning, my overdraft is settled… and somehow I’ve misplaced the bill for neg cutting. Whoops. Well, I’m sure it will turn up though. The main thing is, the money is definitely there so the films can definitely be paid for.

In other news, Simon, the editor for both films has found someone who can sort out the EDL for Fate & Fortune for me as well. This is a good thing. It means that we can crack on with the neg cutting once that’s done and then get a long way towards a print. I’m assuming the lab quote is still valid, given that it is about six months old.

I am beyond patience with the audio postproduction people, though. I called them last weekend and they said this weekend. I called them on Thursday and they were out. Left a message. No reply. I called them today. Left another message. Still no reply. I just want the original audio tapes back now so I can go somewhere else. This seems to be a lot to ask. Nevertheless I will keep calling.

In short, I am breaking out the bunting for film one while shaking my fist in the air over film two simultaneously. It’s kind of like a gothic party. Have fun but wear black.

Looking Back On Five Months

I thought I’d take a look at the list of things I posted on my ‘to do’ list back at the end of March and see how far each of them has got.

Neg Cut
Deliver negative (ten large heavy cans), Edit Decision List (EDL) and 2x videocassettes to Neg Cutters (Andy at TrueCut)
– okay this has been done.

Get new EDL for Fate & Fortune to include shorter title sequence, phone editor to arrange
– this remains. And now Simon’s gone to LA for five months. Agggghh. Yes, I really do scream. The only contact details I have for him are an email address. He knows that I need the EDL, however.

Titles and credits
Visit graphic designer and finalise opening titles, font, layout and closing credits. Find cash.
– graphics for Last Train are complete and paid for
– graphics for Fate & Fortune are done but not shot

Grading
Requires cut negative and cash, so phone bank and arrange outrageous loan for this and various other things. Re-cost out everything on this list in Excel, then take deep breath and contact bank
– grading for Last Train is done. I see the grader again on Thursday to look at the answerprint. Once I approve that, the lab checks the sound is in sync with the pictures and then produces a print. They also will make a video copy for me. Game over!
– grading for Fate & Fortune is on hold.
– funding has been sorted out thanks to getting property revalued and remortgaged. Money should come through by the end of this month.
Sound mix
1. Last Train – done, so go to optical
2. Fate & Fortune – kick sound editor on a daily basis, whine a lot and get numbers of alternative sound editors (in hand)

– regular weekly kicking of sound postproduction people has achieved pretty much no result in five months since writing the above. Latest news is they say they might be able to do it next weekend. I have a three page list of requirements prepared to take with me. I sigh. Loudly.

Optical sound negative
1. Requires Tascam cassette (done), cut neg (in hand) and cash (bank)
2. Requires Tascam (see sound mix), cut neg (in hand) and cash (bank)

– 1. will be complete in a couple of weeks.
– 2. in limbo.

Effects and opticals
Forget it, you’re broke!
– but I now know more about opticals, what they can do and why I might want them in future.

Final print
1. Director of Photography wants Grade A 35mm print in addition to graded print. Tough, unless he’s paying. Will probably go with Super16 print only.
– funny thing, he only wanted a VHS when I phoned him last week and invited him to come along to the grading. Oh, well. Two more weeks until final print, I think and I’ll have two copies both on 35mm. Hooray!

2. DoP wants Grade A 35mm print (surprise surprise) but will go with it because I do too. Takes priority over Last Train as it’s shot on 35mm for a quality look.
– priority schmiority, it’s still awaiting EDL, sound mix, etc.

Exhibition – festivals
– thanks to various people, including friends on the internet, I have a number of contact sites to pull festival listings from. Need to start getting entry forms filled in from this week.
– also, working with production company, Whatever Pictures, who have promised to help with distribution. I think they’d better as they have a credit as Executive Producers despite providing very little so far except their name to use for discounts and insurance. Okay, so I phone them up all the time to ask for advice and help. I admit it.

Exhibition – television
– I really thought early May would be possible when I wrote that last post? Wow, I had no idea! Deadline for BBC Choice scheme has been missed as has Cannes. Need to start pulling together distributor information for elsewhere, including website links (similar to above).

Get more work!
– Well, I will have one film complete by the end of this month and can start sending that one out and about to agents. I also need to update my resume, which is all listed out in job order rather than based on my filmography to date. I can do that this week in between the TV stuff that pays the mortgage I hope. Why don’t I send out a showreel of my video work, you may ask? Good question. Mainly because I’m not satisfied with the one I’ve got and I don’t have access to material I’ve shot that I am happy with. Plus I’m trying to change direction into drama here.

I keep humming and hahing because Last Train isn’t really *my* film in the sense that I don’t feel it really reflects my sensibilities. I didn’t write it either, I just thought it would be quick and easy to make as a trial run before doing something more complicated. It was like the mutant pancake to test the heat of the griddle and the texture of the batter before pouring the real mixture out. Nevertheless, it will be done and I know it is a start.

It’s like I have two seeds, one of which is ready for planting now although the other comes from a stronger stock but isn’t in my hand yet. I don’t know how (or even if) the first new seed will grow, but I am obliged to put it in the soil and see if it takes root and whether it will bring forth any flowers. So, I embrace my dark little mutant of a movie and get ready to send it out into the world in dark batches to see if and where it germinates.

Does this seem like reasonable progress in five months?

Grading

Grading is where you go to the lab and discover all the little “we can work it out in post production” promises you’ve been told during filming were not exactly fiction but not strictly true either. That is not true without a lot of money to pay for extra processes. Grading is where you discover that your director of photography (or DP) has shot everything perfectly for his showreel rather than for the look you requested. Grading is an integral part of the learning curve. Let me enlighten you by way of example.

I stroll down to the labs and I meet Matt (the grader) and Ted (the boss). They shake my hand warmly (because I am a paying customer) and they run a print of Last Train for me. I say to Matt, “I would like these opening shots at the railway station to be dark and grainy to create an atmosphere of inherent violence, subliminal nastiness and edgy reality please.” Matt says to me, “I can only make them grainy by making them lighter.” I say to Matt, “Oh. Why can I not have them dark and grainy?” Matt replies, “Because you need to underexpose them when you shoot so that they are too dark to start with then I can then lighten them. You can only get grainy images by lightening the shots.”

This is all news to me, of course. I’ve been shooting on videotape for ten years, so I was relying on Geoff the DP to produce what I requested and required. “Your DP has shot them perfectly,” Matt tells me. “They look really good.” Of course. I bet the Geoff knows that too. I told him I wanted a really dark grainy look before we embarked on this endeavour and he said, “Sure. I can do that.” Of course he can. He was the second unit cameraman on such films as, oh, Star Wars and Superman among others.

Hmmm. Now I know that my short film differed from what has gone before in a couple of key respects. Our equipment was limited and my budget was nil. However, I cannot help but feel that I have been making a slightly different film from the one the DP was shooting. I was filming a specific story and he wanted something for his showreel. It is ever thus when you do not pay in hard currency. I shake my head. I accept the perfectly lit and composed images. The man is a pro and I am lucky. What can you do?

Matt and I go through the rest of the film on a Steenbeck (basically a projector that is like a large desk with spools on it). I ask for shots to be darkened in some places, lightened in others and colour casts to be added or removed. This is what a grader does. He can adjust the amount of any one or combination of three coloured lights–red, green and blue–during the printing process.

I ask about adding filter effects, such as blurring in some areas of the image as if a shot was taken through smudgy glass with a clear area where the action is. This is the kind of the thing I was told (no, really I was) could be “sorted out in post”. Matt explains to me that that would be an optical effect and I would need to go to an optical house to get it done. With video, I’d simply dial in something from the vision mixing console. I have even seen a telecine grader doing such things transferring film to video. No wonder modern feature films are all opting for completely digital post-production.

Well, my chums, I am learning. I also realised that Andy, the DP on my other film–Fate & Fortune–was exactly right to use filters during shooting. “We don’t think that was a good idea,” said Alex and Bruce, my friends at Whatever Pictures. “You’ll thank me for this later,” said the DP. How right he was. When I eventually get the sound mix and EDL sorted for Fate & Fortune I will thank him profusely for doing what I required. Meanwhile, I will have an answerprint of Last Train in a week’s time and I can see how the grading has turned out. Fingers crossed.

Who Is Matt?

Matt is the grader. I’m seeing him tomorrow at 4pm at the labs to look at the one-light print of Last Train. Yes, there is a print. Next we grade it, which means I say what sort of filter colours, contrast and tonal range I want on the final print. Then it’s printed again on 35mm and then it goes to the nice people at movie theatres who show it.

It is as simple as that. Perhaps. Oh, you know this saga won’t end quite here but I reckon two more weeks, given that the mortgage money hasn’t appeared in my bank account just yet. Two more weeks and then I’ll have an artistic product that people can watch. A film, no less.

[…insert mad cackling laugh of unstoppable lunacy here….]

AI (continued)

My comment: I would suggest that most people are so far ingrained in the machine=human paradigm that they can’t step outside it any more than the church in Copernicus’ time could step outside the Earth-centric view of the universe.

Response: Really?

Is this a British thing perhaps? Because such a view would be the OVERWHELMING minority view in America, for sure. I mean way way way in the minority. We’re talking 1 or 2% here. Most people think of science as a nuisance or just something important that they don’t need to worry about. We live in an increasingly superstitious, religiously-oriented world. Science isn’t dead just yet – but God has it on the ropes, that’s for sure.

Interesting…

Interesting.

You know, I love that I have this totally outside view of American culture. No wonder any posts I make which are anti-science are immediately taken as pro-religion. Still, not so. Religion has no more answers than science and a little healthy skepticism about either is a good thing.

I also think there is a machine=human philosophy operating even if religion is the dominant source of expertise. This can be seen in dictionaries and in the theories guiding both psychological research and AI research. The brain=computer theory is a powerful metaphor which is hard to shake because, well frankly there isn’t much else around that would be scientifically testable.

I suppose the main reason I don’t agree with some of your take on the film is that you are operating from an assumption that the modern zeitgeist is an increasingly mechanistic or rationalistic one. I think the exact opposite is true. I really don’t know very many people at all who think “man = machine” or anything close to it.

Again, interesting. I think those things are there in science, which means they are inevitably present in technology. Perhaps because such rationalism isn’t overt it isn’t seen but the impression I get from Hollywood with films like The Matrix is that there is a sense of a reality made up of explainable digits in a logic-based universe.

Perhaps also the dominance of religious thinking is why Spielberg uses a combination of religious metaphors such as creating a person to love the creator, and then resurrection and rebirth plus fairytale and film metaphors such as The Wizard of Oz=quest for heart and soul, and giant moon=childhood innocence. The mecha in AI are clearly simulations and Spielberg endeavours for the most part to show this.

Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner was ambiguous about the main characters more through casting than acting. Despite revealing superhuman powers of strength and ability to withstand extremes of hot and cold, Roy Batty and Pris only appeared to break down in a mechanical way towards the end. Rachel initially comes across as withdrawn to the point of emotionless. Deckard… well, it’s Harrison Ford and he always has that kind of wooden monotonal drawling distance about him.

With the notable exception of Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner is all about imagery rather than emotional depth which is kind of why it works as an exploration of what it means to be human. In common with Blade Runner, AI explores empathy as a defining human characteristic. However, AI is far more ambitious in that Spielberg gives us not only visuals but also more emotional layers and muddily provocative morals to contend with.

I think there are also comparisons with Data and the Borg from Star Trek as well as The Bicentennial Man and the original Frankenstein story. All of these were based on a view of humanity as an evolutionary pinnacle that robots would inevitably aspire to achieve. AI goes well beyond this. AI also tells a nonhuman story where the central character is neither repulsive nor inhuman to look at. Nor is a robot child as threatening as an adult simulacrum.

Spielberg has given us a new way of viewing robots in cinema–and one which remains nonhuman to the end. I have to say I thought William Hurt’s character was a little reminiscent of the flatly unemotional Susan Calvin in Isaac Asimov’s stories. Almost like it takes a robotic type of person to make robots resembling people. It was still interesting that this character was marginalised in a way real people haven’t really been in a robot film before.

It woulda been a little more interesting in Kubrick’s hands, I feel, as he would have resisted the popular pressure to humanize David and give him his happy ending.

I don’t know. Spielberg is clearly comfortable putting complex scientific issues into easily understood filmic terms as witnessed in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Back to the Future and Jurassic Park. He also has a track record of working well with children and exploring particular kinds of obsessive behaviour.

In AI Spielberg hasn’t gone for a soft option of laying it all out for us. He tells the story and explores the issues through layers of characters, visuals and ambiguous filmic metaphors. This is a departure for him and very in keeping with Kubrick. Kubrick is in one sense the real Wizard of Oz here but while AI follows his Yellow Brick Road, Spielberg goes beyond what either he or Kubrick have shown us before.

As for David’s happy ending, well was it? He got a day with Monica but it was a simulated Monica with none of her memories and somewhat off-balance. David was happy with the simulation where a real person would have been disappointed and felt the true hollowness of the experience. That doesn’t say much for robots as the next stage of an evolutionary process of the mind. It does say a lot for human beings as unique and therefore worthwhile however.

If the questions arise, then how can they not be poseable?

I meant that there is a sense in which this film redefines nonhumans as characters and that it will provoke discussion. That will generate future questions that relate back the film but currently can’t be framed because of the philosophies and ways of thinking we currently operate within. Spielberg is breaking a mould here. Maybe a few.

It’s a story about a robot boy who gets dumped in the woods

Or maybe it’s the story of whether a robot can be a boy. Is simply saying the words, “Mommy! Mommy! I love you!” enough? Maybe this is a retelling of the Wizard of Oz and Pinocchio. I think it’s more than any of those things. This is something new, a novelty with roots in the past and the present but looking to possibilities in the future.

I hope that if you gave the same themes to someone else they could come up with something that explored those subjects in a film that was half-decent.

I have to disagree. I thought A.I. was very well done. Most film makers given the same themes would have simply come up with a remake of Pinnochio or Frankenstein or a standard Hollywood studio linear action-adventure with all their ‘insert stereotypes here’ unsubtlety rather than creating such a thought-provoking piece of work. I suspect few would have been brave enough to keep David’s character as non-human right to the end.

AI: Cinematic Turning Point

One of my online friends wrote this week that A.I. could have been great if Spielberg had the balls to let go of his famous people-looking-up scenes and let an ending be more than Hollywood schmaltz.

But it HAD to be. Because the whole story is about the idea of love being something you can program into a machine. I think that is such a clear fallacy that Spielberg has recognised it too and worked on that principle. How would you go about programming love other than by inserting fairy tales as subroutines? That’s the simple mechanics of what kind of process would have to be installed.

Any programming of emotions would inevitably be limited by the ability of the programmer to express his own feelings. William Hurt’s character was seeking to replace his own lost son so clearly obsession would have been part of the emotional programming he gave the robots. Some languages have separate words for describing the expression of familial, parental, friendly, religious, erotic and emotional love. English has one word for all of those concepts. This is not insignificant.

AI as a story was bound to be a hopeless quest because it is built on the hopeless paradigm of modern biology–that human beings are not just equivalent to and understandable as machines–‘Human beings ARE machines’ shriek the thinkers of our age. Hell, even dictionaries like Miriam-Webster say it is so. Unfortunately, it is not so. We are not machines and emotional or familial or any other kind of love are not a series of programs that we run. No emotion is. I think it is extremely powerful and timely that AI shows this so well and it is a film that will be judged more prophetic in later years rather than lauded for being right in the present. That is an incredible strength.

This story follows from Spielberg clearly recognising (in this script at any rate) that human beings are fundamentally different from machines and exploring that. AI shows the dangers of losing our morality and emotionality and spirituality if we blindly follow science and logic as religions rather than seeing them as the tools they really are. David (what amazing acting!) will always be a machine, a tool. He could never be a person. Spielberg gets it and gives that to us in the narrative form he works with. Something like the Blue Fairy was inevitable because David wasn’t programmed to love in the human sense. He was programmed to fixate on one specific individual and to obsess over them on the basis of a series of subroutines built on fairy tales and fiction.

All the fairy tale references looked deliberate. They were too blatant to be otherwise. The Wizard of Oz with Gigolo Joe and Teddy as amalgams of the Tin Man, Scare Crow and Lion, there was an Emerald City and Dr Know as the Wizard, manipulated by William Hurt as the man behind the curtain. Hansel and Gretl being abandoned in the woods (and doesn’t that make you think about the cultural references we give our children?) It was all straight out of children’s books and film imagery–even Spielberg’s own from ET with the giant moon. However, they were there to show that stories do not equal real life, despite the efforts of writers or programmers. David’s biography is more about man’s inadequate attempts to pigeonhole our feelings than anything else.

Okay, you may say David was programmed with the capacity to learn. That is part of artificial intelligence. So maybe love could grow from there as opposed to fairy tale regurgitations. I think not, though. He would simply be trapped in his own programming because of the Oedipal fixation thing. What would he have learned from? His real life models were the family he was adopted by. He saw his frozen organic brother brought back to life (resurrected) and reunited with a loving mommy. The final act of the film became a reiteration of that experience. Spielberg shows us what computers do best–mindless repetition.

On the subject of the ending, I saw it is as a bit like a dream sequence. Maybe David’s mechanical mind had started to break down and random electronic pathways fired as his power ran down slowly under the ice. Perhaps this was his dream before it finally ended. Perhaps that was why it echoed so well those parts of his experience he equated with love. His own robotic saviours even turned up in a box! As it seemed so allegorical, I wasn’t worried about whether this part was really possible. It was a film and therefore all fiction, never more so than at this point.

David’s story exemplified that any endeavour which attempts to take poorly and misunderstood concepts from science and philosophy and then apply those in another area is doomed to a certain kind of failure although not necessarily without producing novelty and fascination. Meanwhile, I love the fact that this is a totally new exploration of these concepts breaking away from Blade Runner which was really dealing with replicants and cloning as opposed to mechanical intelligence. Both are built on that same human=machine paradigm but both develop from it in different ways.

For me, one of the biggest points of the film is also to ask that question ‘can a human being love a machine?’ and it’s the audience who ultimately must answer. On the basis of this story, I think the answer would be a resounding no. We can care, we can feel affection and fondness. We can enjoy their fairytale existence and story. But it isn’t love. And I think that’s a whole subtext that Spielberg wants us to get. I didn’t always like David as a character. He was somehow dead inside despite the cuteness, despite the simulation of life. I may have wanted it to be otherwise but it wasn’t. Yet that very spiritual deadness is somehow revealing and gave him great freedom to explore human boundaries.

Many of the questions that arise from AI are not answerable or even poseable given the level of current understanding in biological and behavioural sciences, computer technology and ultimately the paradoxes and weaknesses inherent in philosophy today. Unlike Ebert, I think Spielberg was wise not only to avoid providing simplistic answers to questions he couldn’t answer but to keep us thinking. What is love? What is intelligence? What is important and what is not? Can we care about and love that which we do not know?

Future history will judge this film as a result in part of the discussions and thoughts it will have provoked. It is flawlessly made. It is full of ambiguity and metaphorical characters. And it is one of the most ambitious explorations of philosophical ideas I think I’ve seen attempted in any film. I think it’s great that Spielberg has made a truly deep multi-levelled sci-fi movie. It is a tribute to Kubrick in the sense that it is meant to make the audience think beyond their experiences and I don’t think everyone will like that. Cinema audiences don’t usually enjoy being provoked in overly complex ways. I did.

Another author wrote: Just because you can’t figure out how the mechanical process works doesn’t mean you have to romanticize it. We are not machines – we are animals run by nerve impulses. We like to make more of these electrical impulses than is really necessary which is fine and well just as long as you realize that’s all they are.

But we are more. We are awash with hormones many of which are stimulated and some even produced (eg pheromones) by the environment around us. We are constantly hit by particles and energy from space. We sense deep mysteries and psychic phenomena through means not yet explained. But I accept your disagreement. I would suggest that most people are so far ingrained in the machine=human paradigm that they can’t step outside it any more than the church in Copernicus’ time could step outside the Earth-centric view of the universe. This is why I see this as a film which will be judged by history. AI captures a zeitgeist as surely as Andy Warhol’s soup cans, Michaelangelo’s David or prehistoric cave paintings.

Science fiction has explored other ways of seeing the universe, such as the nodes of Frank Herbert’s Whipping Star and the intelligence created from the intersection of waves of existence and communication relays in Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game series. These things say to me there are other ways of thinking about life even if we reject a completely religious viewpoint. History tells me science has never had a monopoly on the truth and is no more likely to with a Cartesian mechanistic view. AI reinforces this with its hopeless tale and lack of answers (which I still think is a good thing).

Above, I said, “AI shows the dangers of losing our morality and emotionality and spirituality if we blindly follow science and logic as religions rather than seeing them as the tools they really are.” Let me elaborate on that point.

Sure. If everyone is reduced to the level of an automaton, where their feelings are simply a string of electrical impulses along the lines of a computer program, then several things are likely to result. One is people generally feel alienated from each other. This hurts because it is not part of our nature and we wonder at it and feel frustrated but impotent because we become overly reliant on experts for a worldview. The dominant experts of the day tell us to reject spirituality in favor of science because science can test its hypothesis. In years gone by the experts would have been religious and would have told us to reject science. Thinking people always question for themselves which is why AI works at a provocative level.

In the science-dominated world of AI Gigolo Joe (and if ever Spielberg created a cult legend it is surely Gigolo Joe) satisfies a physical desire. But Joe could never fulfil a deep emotional relationship except for those who equate need with love. Gigolo Joe is fascinating because he has a huge capacity to learn and he constantly innovates. He embarks on what appear to be seemingly random and out of character actions. In the Dr Know booth he displays a real imaginative leap. Yet mostly his actions stem from his programming to show a capacity for caring and understanding. He simulates emotional attachments but cannot develop the kind of moral framework that would have resulted in the police arresting the real killer of his slain client. Nevertheless his simulated empathy is so good that we can empathize with him.

Empathy however suffers with a mechanistic view of life. People start treating each other as objects to be manipulated. Once everyone is an object, morality is a tool to be used or discarded rather than a definingly human characteristic. You can eventually launch other objects through the spinning blades and disolve objects in acid or tear them apart with hydraulics for entertainment with impunity. And those objects can resemble people so closely that to all intents and purposes they *are* people, at least as far as the audience’s emotional attachment is concerned. As long as they don’t speak or look or sound too attractive, as David did.

David’s begging for his existence swayed members of the Flesh Fair crowd but seriously would you keep your PC simply because it begged you not to throw it out? Programmed empathy is not the same as real feeling. I suggest that this only worked because the audience were already working from the philosophical premise that orga and mecha were equivalent on some levels. It is part of the man=machine zeitgeist. And if those are equivalent at some levels, then at what point all levels? The unquestioned philosophical values mean sometimes we ask why instead of why not.

Mechanistic explanations of behaviour are derived from worldviews where control of other people was paramount in the thinkers’ minds. It takes a while for philosophy to catch up with life and most of us always inherit a kind of socially-acquired philosophy that is centuries out of date. Even if it were only decades out of date, we aren’t *that* far from generations who thought of classes of people as little more than cannon-fodder for their wars and factory-fodder for their industries. Now we are shown David, a product designed for a specific application, a human need. Emotional-fodder. Yet on one level, AI shows that only other human beings really fulfil that human emotional need.

Another result of equating machines and people too closely is that we start forming emotional attachments to non-people–objects, tools. And we start romanticising them. One scene in which David shows he is a non-person is when he grips his human brother and pulls him down into the swimming pool then simply sits on the bottom. Of course only one of them will die but he doesn’t understand this or else he sees his obsession with Monica as above the value of other life. Again it comes down to empathy–the ability to put himself in another’s position, which is a result of not seeing anyone as different from an object.

David clearly lacks empathy although he simulates various aspects of it, such as assisting others and learning through imitation. This is part of his programming and again is a limitation of the designer operating without full knowledge. It is also a direct result of a designer/programmer creating emotion based on the assumption that he knows all about human beings because they can be reduced to a bucket of chemicals. A roboticist’s view is that orga and mecha are not only morally equal but can be analyzed in the same terms. Therefore mecha can be built to the same specifications as orga, notwithstanding the fact that orga comes without specifications. Again it derives from a mechanistic view of the universe.

Einstein said, “Imagination is more important than knowledge.” Yet still there is this feeling that we have come so far so fast that we must really understand everything in the world around us because we have so much knowledge. I don’t think that is any more true of emotional knowledge in particular than it is of AI generally and that acknowledgement of our lack of complete understand is part of why this film will fascinate for years to come.

Another friend of mine commented: The importance of the film was not really the issue. It may well be important in the context of film-making, and maybe there are such things in this film that will influence the making of future movies in a way that will benefit me, the humble movie-goer. I didnt think it was ‘important’ in a social or historical context any more than Terminator, and I would certainly never argue that was an important film.

So, importance to the film industry was not what I was looking for when I watched AI. I was looking for ‘watchable, interesting, engaging, moving, humorous, sad, entertaining etc.’ Any one of the above would have done, but I got none. If I got ‘important’ I was unaware of it, and could not have given a toss even I had been aware of it.

I’m not looking for importance to the film industry either. Films for film makers are generally pointless (mine being the exception, of course. Ahem). I do think this is an amazing story–part drama, part action–following a non-human’s doomed quest not to become human as so many other films have done but to discover love in his/its own terms. It is sad in a very tragic way and although it contains many beautiful images I see it as primarily a film to provoke thought. Definitely a departure for Spielberg but very much in keeping with Kubrick.

A.I. sets out to explore an old theme–can we make an artificial life-form that’s indistinguishable from ourselves? It’s the theme of Pinocchio and of Frankenstein as well as any robot story ever told. In fact, it’s also the theme of any science fiction encounter with aliens. Usually aliens are shown as people who not only speak our language and resemble us physically but who share our values.

David actually does speak our language and resembles us outwardly. However, A.I. is importantly different from other tales because it doesn’t slip into anthropomorphism. David is a non-person. His world is limited by a series of subroutines as he exhibits a programmed version of love which lacks real empathy. And that all means we can never empathise with David (or any of the robots) and, although this is the reason it alienates most film goers, it gives us a whole new perspective on intelligence, emotion and what it means to be human.

I suspect that my friend hated it precisely because it is about non-people. Films are usually most powerful when they’re about other people in situations similar to our own. A.I. is not just about someone in a situation outside our experience, it’s about a character who can never be a ‘someone’ in our terms.

Intelligence without real emotion, without empathy, is truly alien and with the exception of a few sporadic attempts in Star Trek we’ve never really seen it done like this before. Even in Trek, the rock creature that burned its message on the floor was just trying to protect its children, the Borg resorted to having a queen to give viewers context and the Q is a playful imp. They are all reflections of ourselves. A.I. is a paradigm shift for storytellers and its echoes will eventually reverberate through our culture just as Mary Shelley’s seminal tome became a standard before it.

To start with, both psychologists and computer programmers will have to face the consequences of a world where human beings cannot be fully understood through human-machine/brain-computer metaphors. A.I. shows that the illusion has limits. That’s not all, because a large chunk of our philosophy–and therefore our culture–is based on the man-machine metaphor. It goes back to Descartes and we’ve reached a stage in our scientific and technical development where we’re beginning to realise we’ll have to think again. A.I. is the first visible step on that rethink.

Acoustic Perspective

Last Train is at the printers! This means that in a few days I’ll have a grading print ready to look at with the cinematographer and we can have one of those creative arguments where I will inevitably be right. I’m always right. It’s a burden but I bear it. He will want to change things so they look perfect for his showreel. I will want to change things so they reflect the requirements of my vision about the story. I will be right.

Actually, I will be right for two reasons. One, I have a feeling for these things and can’t help myself. Two, I’m paying. I tell you, if the cinematographer is prepared to stump up half the printing costs then I would be inclined to go with what he wanted. I will still listen to him and take his opinions into account. But I’m paying the piper, so I call the tune.

Meanwhile, I’ve been reading up about surround sound because I have strongly suspected for some time that Michelle, the rerecording mixer on my other film Fate & Fortune, is feeding me BS. I don’t think this is deliberate on their part, I just get the feeling that there are gaps in her knowledge. She’s telling it like it is as she understands it, but she doesn’t understand enough.

For instance, last time I was sitting in the dubbing theatre, she said things like the audio “tends to suck towards the centre”. I automatically thought about the time this is all taking tending to suck. But what she meant was that because we recorded with a mono mic, the sound will tend to be mono. Hmmm… okay… But I was sceptical. Then she said the same thing about the music. Even though the music is a stereo mixdown, “the instruments are mono so they’ll tend to suck”. She did one of those ‘the fish was this big and getting smaller’ gestures with both hands to illustrate. Hmmmmmmm…

Okay, so why does a stereo recording sound so much bigger and better than a mono one? Eh? Why not just make mono CD’s for music? The answer, my notyet but soontobe enlightened chums, is that stereo incorporates the sound of the room to envelop the listener in a fuller sound. It includes the echoes and reverberations from the walls, the ceiling and other objects in the space where the performance was recorded. All those things together are called the room acoustic.

Acoustic perspective is what gives a picture depth. Your ear picks up depth cues from the sound. Your brain interprets the difference between a direct sound (eg. from someone’s mouth) and the reflected sounds (eg. their voice bouncing back from the walls). From this you can close your eyes and get a feeling for how large the room is and how far someone is from you.

So, the reason a 5.1 surround mix sounds better than a straight stereo mix (and not just a mono playback) has a lot to do with acoustic perspective. It has a lot to do with adding reverberation and echo effects and trimming out sounds that would be absorbed by reflective surfaces and sending those signals to the appropriate different channels in order to give a feeling of room acoustic. It also has to do with putting different effects on different channels (left, right, front, back) and with how the sound of all these things envelops the listener.

Now I suspect those of my enlightened chums who have been paying attention to previous posts can guess where all the talk of reverberation is headed.

Yes, I remember very vividly the hour and half wasted trying to get the rerecording mixer to match the room acoustic on my actor’s redubbed voice last time we had access to the studio. After much sweat (and inner tears) we ended up with a man in a small kitchen space sounding as if he was in the Taj Mahal. This strongly led me to believe that the Michelle didn’t really understand the finer points–the rococo intricacies if you will–of using the very expensive effects and processing unit. Now I have to consider that she actually doesn’t have much of a clue beyond driving the desk (which is an art in itself to be fair).

If most of a surround mix is based on adding reverb effects and modifying sound in different channels rather than just panning sound off to the left and right, front or back, then I suspect I may be barking up the wrong tree using this person. And so… teeth gritted… I’m thinking I need to get the DAT dialogue tapes back from her… and ask her to lay off (ie. record on new tapes) any effects and foley (footsteps) that she wants included in the final mix. And I need to take all that to someone else. Otherwise the sound will indeed tend to suck, and not only in the way she meant.

Sigh. Michelle won’t be happy. But then again she’s had a year and so far no mix anyway. I’m hardly delighted. Sigh again. Slowly grindingly slowly it all falls into place. And the echoes of that falling can be heard all around me. Still, at least I got hold of the editor this morning and we spoke of my need for a new EDL before he disappears to the States next week. Phew. It could happen. Oh yes it could!

So, one of my friends suggested that I learn to drive the sound desk myself. Funnily enough, I was seriously thinking about this the other day. I’ve driven a sound desk before but that was for simple stereo mixes and it was all manual. None of this computerised fader malarky. When you start getting into six output channels plus auxiliary sends and effects processors, it all starts getting very complicated. Nevertheless, it is fascinating so, who knows, maybe I’ll look into it. Whether I do or not, your comments are still appreciated.

One thing that does occur to me is that any piece of film-making technology can be endlessly fascinating. I love cameras, lighting, graphics, scriptwriting and sound. I also enjoy some elements of production–mainly when I pull off the seemingly impossible. However, films to me are stories about people and I really want to stay focussed on that, which means focussing on the characters and the narrative.

That, for me, remains the essential part of film making. To tell stories. Yes, to do with as much art as possible, but essentially, it’s about stories.

I once said to my editor/composer friend Andy that the most important thing in a film is the script. After that it’s the casting. If you get the script and the casting right you can shoot it on a camcorder with no lights and low production values. He barely paused before coming back (in his shy retiring way) with, “No. Actually. Everything is important. The sound, the picture, the editing, the music, the graphics. It’s all important. It all conveys emotional messages and it all tells the story. You have to pay attention to the details.”

Andy is right. Everything *is* important. It all contributes to the perception, to the art of film making. Yet the art serves the story, not vice versa.

What I really want to do is work with creative people who really understand their craft rather than trying to take on every job, although it is always a tempting option. I’ve also been thinking I want to operate the camera myself on more projects and direct from that position. Whenever I’ve done camerawork for TV in the past, it’s just seemed like the most natural thing in the world to direct the action with the clearity of vision that looking through the viewfinder.

Sitting in the director’s chair is incredibly frustrating when I want to just lean over and tweak something myself and hold up my hands in horror when someone can’t get the effect I want. However, rather than trying to take on all the roles myself, if I can keep my perspective and have at least a good understanding of how things work, then I should be able to direct and motivate other people to create what I need.

It’s a lot to do with planning and having a strong vision to start with. The more effort I put into each stage, the easier it is to communicate what I want to other members of the team. And getting results out of that communication is, I think, the real art.

One of things I wanted to learn through making these films was how certain parts of the industry operate. Okay, I realise I’m not getting a wholly realistic impression here working on a low budget and asking favours. Yet still I feel I must practice my art of delegation because I know it’s an issue with me. So, yes, there are inevitably compromises in my vision but what I want is to be able to work with a large professional crew in the future and have as few compromises as possible. In this sense, I practice my art too.

Sure, I’d love to learn to drive the desk and take time out to learn to mix surround sound for myself. There is a whole career niche there which I’ve never explored. Surround will eventually be a part of television production and those who know about it will be at a premium.

Yet I have to stop and ask myself, “Is this what I want to do?” Hmmm. Because you see, I find more and more that what I want to do is tell stories, communicate, create some kind of art and through that art reach people. And effect change in people’s perceptions. This is one of the things that attracts me to posting on the Fool boards too (not that I set out to shift perceptions very often but it is there and sings a siren song too).

So, I reflect that I want to tell stories and reach as wide an audience as possible. And so I need to equip myself with the skills to do that. And one of those has to be delegation. It is an art and, though it pains me to learn it–far more than learning to drive the deliciously complex and evocative mixing desk would–learn it I must. Meanwhile I come here and bitch about it and then go and learn what else I need to know in order to move on. It is a balancing act between learning enough of the skill to do what needs doing and learning how to motivate others.

I know I’m arguing for my own limitations here but oddly that is actually a necessary thing. There is a great truth that the secret of art is limitation. Take any two primary coloured pigments and you get a beautiful secondary but if you keep mixing more you inevitably end up with a muddy shade of brown. Go too far beyond melody and harmony and you can end up with cacophony.

Each of these little films is really an initial mutant pancake to prepare the griddle for the perfect mixture still to come. I always try to be as open as possible to listening to advice although I don’t always take it. Sometimes I just wanna try it the Keith way and screw up and learn from those mistakes because that’s important too.

I was talking about this to a girlfriend and she remarked that initial pancakes are still soul feeding. I hope so. My short celluloid cinematic offering Last Train is intended to be dark and nasty and disturbing and a little haunting for all that. Nevertheless we define what is acceptable and what it means to be alive by such stories as this. It is not all joy and light and happy clappy songs and ohm Hare Krishna big smile instant love in this world. So I hope my mutant pancakes will be soul-feeding, thought-provoking, although I cannot promise they will be instantly gratifying.